1: Stick my finger in the cigarette lighter to see if it’s hot.
2: Wish to be older. Or younger.
3: Call the radio host by the wrong name throughout the entire interview.
4: Say, “That’s water over the bridge,” when I mean “under.”
5: Put two spaces between sentences.
6: Pronounce Rush Limbaugh’s name wrong.
7: Get a mullet haircut.
8: Let waiting stress me out.
9: Think the lyrics for “Lead on, oh King Eternal” are “Lead on, oh kinky turtle.”
10: Try to get my way.
When we look back to yesterday or last month, it can seem that we aren’t making any progress in our spiritual walk. But just as we would never cross the street without looking both ways, as we did when we were children, there are spiritual disciplines that now come to us as easily as breathing.
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